q&a

because i have nothing better to do with my time

q: where did you go?

a: i have transcended beyond the mortal realm and became one with the heavenly principles

q: who are you?

a: im alice, the one who made and hosts this website

q: are you a girl?

a: perhaps

q: ...are you a boy?

a: hmmmm... nah

q: what are your pronouns?

a: they/she

q: so are you a boy or a girl?

a: sometimes

q: what's in your pants?

a: bold of you to assume I wear pants

q: what's under your skirt?

a: shorts

q: what's between your legs?

a: your mom

q: are you gay?

a: yesn't

q: what is your ethnicity?

a: not white

q: why is your home page just a sylveon?

a: because it's cute and is a trans icon

q: are you a furry?

a: uwu

q: are you depressed or something?

a: yes

q: why does your home page say trans rights?

a: because 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ _{and im trans}

q: what does it mean to be trans?

a: it means your gender is not what was assigned to you at birth

q: what are you political views?

a: ☭ far-left ☭

q: what is your personality type?

a: ISFP-T

q: what do I type into the name box?

a: enter a name and the webpage will change and greet you
^{bonus: enter a specific name for an easter egg that transforms the entire webpage ;)}

q: I bought a computer from you and I need tech support

a: you can reach out to me via twitter

q: wait what? you sell computers?

a: in this scalpocalypse? fuck no

q: why is your website in comic sans?

a: because

q: what is your favorite color?

a: mint green

q: do you have social media?

a: yes, i have a twitter

q: why are your pronouns on twitter different?

a: because im too lazy to change it here

q: what did you use to make this website?

a: notepad++

q: what programming languages did you use?

a: html, css, php, and javascript

q: when will your website be done with renovations?

a: never, i deadass just gave up on this shit lmao

q: I would like to request a takedown.

a: that's crazy bro

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